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Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations


Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

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So I’m learning Beatrice from Much Ado About Nothing for my Shakespeare workshop.

And it is… weirdly cathartic.

Turns out what I most needed for my mental health was to play a semi-functional version of me as a 17 year old with the vocabulary of, well, me as a 17 year old.

I was a nerdy kid.

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protect dark skin asian girls at all cost

Don’t know what this means..so why don’t we just protect all women? Yeah. Sounds good. I like that idea.

It means PROTECT DARK SKIN ASIAN GIRLS AT ALL COST. Do you need it repeated again? 

making your own damn post: it’s fast, it’s easy, it’s affordable

also I see ppl somehow massively confused at how there can be dark-skinned Asian girls… this is why we need this post

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please stress the importance of platonic love

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drone strikes


yeah so fun fact, my family is from where they’re doing the drone strikes

my family is huge, I’ve never met most of them, and I don’t know most of their names

some of them will probably be killed by american drones and I will literally never know

so that’s something fun that this segment made me think about

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shout out to all my sisters who still wear hijab, niqab, and burka every day with all the islamophobia goin on

y’all brave

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Anonymous asked: maybe it's just me but how hot is it that danny was basically just adoringly watching his girlfriend eat (and ultimately gag over) cantaloupe??? that scene hooked me in the cold open!

The worry on his face had me cracking up. You can just see him panicking that she had some kind of allergy, or was choking.

I like to imagine the second after that, when he’s realised there’s no allergy - she just hates it. And he’s sitting there like “Who can’t swallow cantaloupe?”
And Mindy’s like “You know I have very sensitive tastebuds, Danny! They’re raw from all the sour candy I eat! You can’t just spring something like fruit on them!”

And he’s trying so hard to be annoyed at her but she’s so pretty, so pretty in her floral sweatshirt and with that crease between her eyebrows she gets when she really believes he is wrong. She’s ranting about the difference between Sour Patch Kids and sour straws and he can’t help but shut her up with a kiss.

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What was the hardest physical thing you’ve ever had to do for the series?

Okay this is ironic, in the Pilot I did the Salmon Ladder, and it looks a lot harder than it actually is - it’s a very visually stunning/interesting looking exercise… ( x )

He’s too cute!

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i hope manners is the next cool trend

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every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

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Ugh, Chris Messina. He is terrible, face-wise 😏

Is he seriously giving a thumbs up? He’s such a dad omg (or daddy for most of you ladies)

and Mindy’s the mom who thinks it’s cool to throw up the peace sign in every picture ever


omg they’re such fucking nerds. I can’t. 

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Carlos Acosta and Tamara Rojo in Manon (x)

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A page from Devdutt Pattanaik’s new book: Shikhandi and other tales that they don’t tell you. 

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Maria Kochetkova


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